Nurses should never laugh

[oxleymoron]

Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional Nurse.

In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers,

Revealing the tiniest penis the nurse had ever seen.

It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then

Fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later she was able to

Struggle to her feet and regain her composure

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I really am. I don't know

What came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady,

I promise it won't happen again.

Now, what seems to be the problem?"

It's swollen," Fred replied.

[Jess]

I could never be a nurse. I get the giggles really easily and there is no way I could maintain the appropriate level of professionalism.

Got a good giggle out of that 'little' joke Ox.

[Darren]

A friend of mine worked in Emergency as a nurse - it's eposides such as "I slipped in the shower and up it went" that gets them through the day with all teh trauma they have to deal with. If you ever go into teh emergency department with such an issue - rest assured that every doctor and nurse in the place will be having a good giggle at your x-rays, quite often, and that you have performed a valued community service...

[welshrugbyfan]

When we were in emergency one night a bloke was in there with a coffee jar inserted into his ***. Don't ask why, it was a small but very stout Nescafe one.

The nurses were talking well pissing themselves outside waiting for the lady who brings the tea and food trolley around so she could ask him if he wanted a coffee.

[Flamethrower]

How many repeat offenders do they get??

[jargan83]

When we were in emergency one night a bloke was in there with a coffee jar inserted into his ***. Don't ask why, it was a small but very stout Nescafe one.

I can't help but ask why?

[welshrugbyfan]

I can't help but ask why?

Takes all sorts to make the world spin. I'm sure he was making a cuppa in the nude and slipped. Seemed to be the most common excuse the nurses hear.

The man with the cat is a whole other story.

[jargan83]

Takes all sorts to make the world spin. I'm sure he was making a cuppa in the nude and slipped. Seemed to be the most common excuse the nurses hear.

The man with the cat is a whole other story.

sounds creepy, very very very very very very very very creepy

[Burgs]

ARMAGEDON!!!

If you you haven't heard that radio clip from the US I'm sorry but it is too long to explain.
Some boffin may have it to post.

[laura]

I'm no boffin, but I'm pretty sure this is the one you meant..
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk[/YOUTUBE]

[Swee_82]

"suffered a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil"

dear lord....why did I click that?

[jono]

its a compulsion?

[Burgs]

Pretty much the funniest email clip I have ever received I reckon
Thanks Laura, your boffin status is intact

[Burgs]

its a compulsion?

More an explosion I would suggest

[Elf1]

Thanks for the clip Laura The poor little Gerbil .......