Divorce, custody, and Pepsi Cola

[Happy]

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: 'Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?' **

Don't laugh, he won!

[fulvio sammut]

Yeah, but it was a lawyer who put him up to it.

[Thequeerone]

ergo the moral of the story is before you buy a pepsi make sure you can afford a smart lawyer

[fulvio sammut]

No, the moral of the story is, Don't put anything into a Pepsi machine unless you want to keep paying for it for the rest of your life ...

[Happy]

the moral of the story is drink coke, not pepsi!!

[jargan83]

the moral of the story is drink coke, not pepsi!!

Didn't know you swung that way Happy