THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

[LarryNJ]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate



THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

[Happy]

ʞunɹp ʎɐs oʇ ʇןnɔıɟɟıp sı ƃuıɥʇou

[Burgs]

Innovative
I battle to say that bastard sober and I have to use it in a talk tomorrow

[Flamethrower]

Thanks Larry.

I tell you about my birthday in confidence and you go and post it on the interwebby

[The EnForcer]

Gentlmem....its thar hardest thing yo type when pist!