Latest Health Alert

[normie]

Email Warning

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it.

It's just Spam

[shasta]

It's just Spam

That funtustic, ahh loov it.

Ahm 'avin Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,Spam Sausages Bacon& Egg without the Bacon, Egg and Sausages.

[Blackswan]

I called the Department of Health to get more information - but all I got on the line was crackling.

Apparently one of the first signs is breaking out in a rasher .........

In which case you should apply some oinkment.