A Sydney family of Waratah supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas Shopping.

While in the sports store, the son picks up a Western Force jersey and says to his older sister,

"I've decided to become a Western Force fan and I would like this for Christmas."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk with mom."

Off goes the little lad with the Western Force jersey in hand and finds his mother.

"Mom?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Western Force fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go see your father."

Off he goes with the Western Force jersey in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Western Force fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas".

The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his
son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be
seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car heading towards
home.

The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today."

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good, son. What did you learn?"



The son replies,
"I've only been a Western Force fan for an hour and I already hate you Sydney assholes."