Club Rugby, Round Two Preview.

[fulvio sammut]

So now at last we have some form to go on. Selection of winners and losers becomes much easier.

Perth v Cottesloe
Sorry Pieter, it's just going to get worse for Perth I'm afraid. Cottesloe by 40 points.

Associates v UWA
POP! Did you just hear the Uni bubble burst? Associates by 15. You can't beat serious opposition without a forward pack. Well, you can't even beat Associates without one.

Wests v Palmyra
Sorry, kiddies, but even I won't attempt to bullshit about this one. Palmyra. By 10. Because we actually have a front row, if nothing else.

Wanneroo v Nedlands
I dunno. Nedlands won big, but they were playing crap opposition. Let's see what they can do against a real side. Probably Nedlands, mainly because they've got one of the best goal kickers I've ever seen.

Rockingham v Kalamunda
Much as I know where my bread and lard comes from, and I'm grateful for it, I couldn't pick Rockingham in a fit, despite their win against Perth. I saw them the week before. Kala by 15.

[GIGS20]

Rockingham v Kalamunda
Much as I know where my bread and lard comes from, and I'm grateful for it, I couldn't pick Rockingham in a fit, despite their win against Perth. I saw them the week before. Kala by 15.

I'm not in the loop at the club this year, but I don't expect Rocky to win.....maybe Bunter is aware of a secret weapon!

[MI5_Dog]

kala boys will be too busy drinking their protein shakes and admiring their deltoids to amount to much

[GIGS20]

I'd love to see that!

[bunter]

Sorry GIGS, no secret weapon I am aware of. The boys deserved to win last week but the game didn't reach any great heights, so I think Kala will definitely have the edge.
We will ensure more mirrors are put up in the Kala changerooms and extra bins for the Gel and shavers.

[Action Hardcore]

My calves are my new favourite muscles, so sheek...

[GIGS20]

Chic........philistine!

[bunter]

Sheep?????

[normie]

cheek?????

[fulvio sammut]

Do you enhance their chicness by applying lipstick and supplying French bras?

How do the calves' mothers respond to your amourous adventures with their offspring?

Do you at least wear protection?

I know things are pretty rustic up Kalamunda way, but there are limits ...

[normie]

When they put 'mushrooms' in their shakes anything is possible...

[Burgs]

cheek?????

As in the Hobson variety...