Freo drug scandal

[jargan83]

Breaking News

Fremantle Football Club has been rocked by a drug scandal.

After investigations by the AFL Commission suggested that a Fremantle player was involved in the use of illegal drugs, the AFL have taken a hardnosed approach to the problem and stripped the Fremantle Football Club of ALL awards won over the past 15 years.

An AFL Commissioner was seen leaving Fremantle Oval this morning with :

1 wooden spoon

15 participation certificates.
3 junior whopper with cheese value meals.
7 chocolate frogs


Insiders close to the club, state that the club is devastated.

[shasta]

So what happened to the giant inflatable anchor?

[zimeric]

no that was left because it was full of hot air

[WF1964]

A good joke Jargs, surprised there hasn't been more replies.

Although if someone was to do the same to the Force, would it be:

One wooden spoon and two giant inflatable Gilberts.

[Sheikh]

A good joke Jargs, surprised there hasn't been more replies.

Although if someone was to do the same to the Force, would it be:

One wooden spoon and two giant inflatable Gilberts.

Just where is your mind going with that one, WF?

[WF1964]

Just where is your mind going with that one, WF?

Lame attempt at humour....
Where did you think it was going?

[Sheikh]

Can I plead the fifth?

[WF1964]

Can I plead the fifth?

You can, but I don't know what that means.

[shasta]

You can, but I don't know what that means.

Just as well. You might incriminate yourself.

[Sheikh]

Fifth amendment to the American constitution - basically means that you don't have to say anything which would incriminate yourself.

[WF1964]

Touche

With hindsight, I accept that the phrase a wooden spoon and two giant inflatable balls might bring a provocative mental image to some folk.

But really that's not what I was getting at!

I can feel a coming on.

[Sheikh]

Oh, OK then.