Offside made simple………Even the Ladies Can Grasp The Principal……If they were Bothered

[Happy]

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.

Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have....

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "Actually Been Thrown….", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE……!!

[sittingbison]

Ah, glad that's been cleared up. I thought it was handbags, but that must only apply to footy %)
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[Darren]

wouldn;t that be a forward pass?

[Happy]

wouldn;t that be a forward pass?

soccer Coach

[Darren]

hand ball then

[Swee_82]

*principle*

So busy learning the offside rule, they forgot English lessons

Presumably grasping the principal gets you either expelled or made dux.

[eleypinkbit]

Really Happy, don't you give the girls on this site credit enough they know the offside rule, the guys however.............
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[shasta]

I think Jargs should be consulted for a law interpretation. He's an expert on ladies shoe shopping, or so I've heard.

[BeeJay]

there's a different rule for grasping the principal....

[sittingbison]

...grasping the essentials %)
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[BeeJay]

or the principal's essentials....