Silent Witness

[Happy]

There was a knock on my door this morning.

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:

"Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Damned if I know, I've never got this far before."

[hertryk]

Keep them coming Happy...makes my day...and always worth forwarding on!

[LarryNJ]

Nice one !


Reminds me of a time years ago... mid 80's Miami Vice was a popular show. It was a Friday evening around 8:00 pm we were waiting for my cousin to come in for the weekend. We were listening to Miami Vice Sound track drinking beer and having a good time. The door bell rang and I thought it was my cousin. With my son's dart gun in one hand and a beer in the other I opened the door and screamed "Freeze Miami Vice" as I shot the dart. Well it wasn't my cousin but 2 Mormon Missionary's and their Elder. I hit the Elder square in the chest with the dart. He said, sorry did we come at a bad time? I actually invited them in and they stayed for about 10 minutes. My life has been changed ever since. Now I never shoot without knowing what my target is.

[Burgs]

Can't believe you admitted to the Miami Vice connection...

[LarryNJ]

I'll look for some old pics of me in my white jacket with the sleeves rolled up.

[hertryk]

I'll look for some old pics of me in my white jacket with the sleeves rolled up.

Not "rolled up" the correct term LarryNJ is "shushed"...LOL....