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    Murphy

    Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of
    furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could
    find.

    After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a
    line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new
    acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

    As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite
    crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in
    the house.

    Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked
    him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned
    to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.
    He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language.
    After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a
    napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded,
    so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

    After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and
    drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the
    bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic
    music.
    They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture
    of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until
    the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

    Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a
    four-poster bed.



    To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture
    business.

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    I don't think that is what she meant with her drawing.

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