Cesare, an Italian man from Napoli, had just finished reading a new book Entitled,*"*You Can Be The Man of Your House ".
He stormed in to the kitchen and Announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law.*'ll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished*eating my meal, you'll serve me a sumptuous dessert.*After dinner, we're going upstairs*And we ' ll have the kind of sex That I want.*Afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.*'ll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my Robe.Then, you'll massage my feet Hands.Then and tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? "*
His Sicilian wife Sena replied,*"The fuckin 'funeral director would be my first guess".*
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