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Thread: It might be funny if it weren't so believable ..

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    Wink It might be funny if it weren't so believable ..

    Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concluded by saying,

    "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. "

    "OH NO! the President exclaims. That's terrible! "

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

    Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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    lol .. yes it probably has happened...

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

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    Coach, Did you just post that so you could get $5?

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    did you ask that question so you could get $1

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy
    did you ask that question so you could get $1
    Yes! I only need 15 more to make it back to 1000!

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    Hehehe*

    *Not posting this to get 1 vDollar**


    **No really, I'm not.

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    Yes you were ($2,261 an counting )

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    ... No, I wasn't..

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    were to!

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    I think he was.....

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    I'm back above a grand!

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    I wasn't!...


    ...ok maybe I was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach
    Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concluded by saying,

    "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. "

    "OH NO! the President exclaims. That's terrible! "

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

    Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
    Poor old George Bush. He even gets ancient blonde jokes dumped on him these days...

    My favourite joke in that stable is how Johny Howard earned the nickname "Bonsai".

    Because he's a little bush.

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    I thought John Howard's nickname was Beaver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fulvio sammut
    I thought John Howard's nickname was Beaver.
    I dunno. I thought everyone loved beaver.

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