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    Blonde Alert

    After reading this I'm scared. Maybe the Blondes are fighting back



    Dear Diary,
    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient
    kind. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining
    that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
    Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking Sales guy had told me last year.... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay
    for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!
    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally Just hung up.
    He didn't call back. Bet he felt dumb!

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    hehehe

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    ahah glad i'm not a blonde.....

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    well that settles it. won't be returning to my natural hair colour any time soon. will continue to apply artificial intelligence (hair dye) until further notice. hehe.

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    I made Happy sad...

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    good choice, but i believe theres many jokes about 'artificial intelligence' too...

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    ah AI.. its like ai in a computer game.. it can be awesome, and just as easily it can be shite...

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    hmmm probably true.....

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    Ah despite (or maybe because I am?) being a blonde... I always giggle at blonde jokes and the joke teller generally looks at me oddly as if I should be even a little bit insulted.

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    Could end by tomorrow

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    Well I am I blonde and alot of the time I act VERY 'blonde' but hey I love the jokes!!

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    yep we all know of your 2 or 3 'blonde' moments nina

    or 4 or 5 or 6.....

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    Last edited by steph2993; 02-10-06 at 21:00. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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