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    Neverending story

    Thought we`d try this seeing as how word association is so popular.
    Just write a paragraph which relates to the one prior, thus creating a neverending story


    Two props had finished a hard game of rugby and where just preparing to have a few well earned pints when one realised...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by frontrow


    Two props had finished a hard game of rugby and where just preparing to have a few well earned pints when one realised...........
    that they only had 15 minutes to shower and change or they would be late for the..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exile
    that they only had 15 minutes to shower and change or they would be late for the..........
    cast offs of the girlies from the hair combers aka backs

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    Quote Originally Posted by travelling_gerry
    cast offs of the girlies from the hair combers aka backs
    Thankfully the facilities at Cottesloe had recently been upgraded and there was hot water in abundance - they both showered, shaved and shined their shoes with time to spare...

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    nice sigs coach

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    Ay coach can you add on... Need lights? Lightining Advisory Services, Osbourne Park please

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    Every forwards dream is to become a back...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach
    Thankfully the facilities at Cottesloe had recently been upgraded and there was hot water in abundance - they both showered, shaved and shined their shoes with time to spare...
    So the props thought they would be smart and join the canteen queue (that's right i spelt it right) for a mars bar each...

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    Every forwards dream is to become a back...

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    But realised that a mars bar would ruin thier taste for beer, so they bought pints instead, with a packet of salt and vinegar chips.
    They drank long into the evening before Cott put on a bbq which was when evrything changed.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunmarn
    So the props thought they would be smart and join the canteen queue (that's right i spelt it right) for a mars bar each...

    But to their disappointment discovered they only sold pies!





    ps Shaunmarn,there's no place in Perth called Osbourne park

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    As they had no steaks or sausages, they only had pies (saving confusion from brokendown gunfighter). This only served to anger these normally gentle giants, but the fury was there for all to see as they.......

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    started yelling..."Eat more beef you bastards"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by frontrow
    As they had no steaks or sausages, they only had pies (saving confusion from brokendown gunfighter). This only served to anger these normally gentle giants, but the fury was there for all to see as they.......
    they began a two man sculling contest

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    All the time screaming eat more beef you bastards (as they were only chicken pies), while swilling beer after beer after beer. The cottesloe boys were worried as these two giants drank on into the night. What if we run out of beer was whispered between management......

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    no worries said the bartender...look they are talking to a couple of woman...laughing the manager said "they aren't woman they're .... "

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    Backs, but hopefully their ruse will pay off and they will take them aaway from here, yep, they are getting into a taxi now. I wonder where they are off to.....

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