For Larry

[Flamethrower]

In the back woods of West Virginia, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet anotherone to come."Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!"cried the doctor. The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"

[LarryNJ]

Thanks mate! Nothing like a West Va. joke. The sad thing is it's probably a true story.

I was listening to the radio once when a guy called in from WVa. The dj said "so you're from west virginia" yes. "are you an inbreed?" Damn right I am, I was born and raised here!

They certainly are a unique people there.

[JediKnight]

sounds a bit like Tassie