Ask Jess...

[Mtbeaver]

ok auntie jess.. what is best way to brake up with a girl.. without sounding to evil.. but also not sounding to nice..

[Darren]

"Welcome to dumpsville, population YOU!"

[Mtbeaver]

But coach.. im the one doing the dumping...

[JediKnight]

ok auntie jess.. what is best way to brake up with a girl.. without sounding to evil.. but also not sounding to nice..

Snog her best mate....that ought to do the trick!!!!! Ha ha ha!!

It might sound nasty but sure as the sun rises each morning, it'll happen to you at sometime.

[Jess]

or tell your girlfriend (who is a TWF member) to read this thread?

I'm not sure what the best way to break up with someone is. It really depends on the person you're breaking up with and the length and seriousness of the actual relationship. I broke up with your brother on msn. But i was 13 and we had been dating for 5 days. I'm ashamed of myself but it wasn't so bad given my age and maturity level plus the not so serious nature of our time together as a couple. (nothing quite like those early highschool romances)

My advice to you would probably be to call her and tell her what's going to happen then ask her if she would like to see you in person or just end it then and there trying to be as mature about it has possible. She is more than likely going to cry but us girls just do that sometimes. She'll be ok.

Best of luck matty. She's a sweet girl and I'm sure down the track you can be friends and laugh about the times you had together. Just don't rush the whole friendship thing and be patient about it. Chances are she will hate your guts for a while. Us girls do that sometimes too.

Hope it all goes well honey. You'll be fine.

[Darren]

Dude, the only way for a real man to break up with a woman is to do it face to face in person in slapping range, anything else is disrespectful and shameful.

[Jess]

some girls don't like that coach. I got dumped when i was 13 in person and it was awful. It was at school and i bawled my eyes out all through science.

that's why i think you should lay the offer on the table. we need to talk, do you want me to do this in person? sorta thing.

*shrugs* maybe i'm just weird.

But like i said... he's only 13. Breaking up face to face is a little more for mature relationships.

[fulvio sammut]

You sound like a man of vast personal experience in this area Coach. Which part of Dumpsville are you from?

[Darren]

some girls don't like that coach. I got dumped when i was 13 in person and it was awful. It was at school and i bawled my eyes out all through science.

You should have slapped him while he was in range, you would have felt better...

being dumped by text message, email or MSN just seems so.... tacky? Maybe I am getting old

[fulvio sammut]

I got dumped in person when I was 13 too. Luckily my parents relented...

[Jess]

You should have slapped him while he was in range, you would have felt better...

being dumped by text message, email or MSN just seems so.... tacky? Maybe I am getting old

nah i should have slapped the girl who told him to dump me. said i had been flirting with 2 of his friends at the ice skating social the night before. complete load of bollocks.

*sigh* the injustice of it all....

[Catalyst]

one of mates (female) has Recently sent me this and i couldn't help my self i had to put this here anyway enjoy!!



Subject: FW: WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
Date: Fri, 29 Sep 2006 16:57:39 +0800


> HIM: Can I buy you a drink?
> HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.
>
> HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
> HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>
> HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>
> HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful?
> HER: I must've been given your share.
>
> HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>
> HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.
> HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>
> HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
> HER: Okay, get out.
>
> HIM: I think I could make you very happy.
> HER: Why? Are you leaving?
>
> HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>
> HIM: Can I have your name?
> HER: Why? Don't you already have one?
>
> HIM: Shall we go see a movie?
> SHE: I've already seen it.
>
> HIM: Where have you been all my life?
> HER: Hiding from you.
>
> HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>
> HIM: Is this seat empty?
> HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
>
> HIM: So, what do you do for a living?
> HER: I'm a female impersonator.
>
> HIM: Hey baby what's your sign?
> HER: Do not enter.
>
> HIM: Your body is like a temple.
> HER: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
> HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
>
> HIM: Where have you been all my life?
> HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
>
> FORWARD TO WOMEN WHO NEED SOME LAUGHTER AND TO MEN WHO HAVE A SENSE OF
HUMOUR!

[fulvio sammut]

How can women be so cruel...

[Jess]

how can men expect such lame and cheesy pick up lines will work?

[fulvio sammut]

Take them at face value Jessc, they are all sincere, caring, sharing, individuals. Beneath every tough exterior there is a gentle, insecure and sensitive being just earnestly searching for a little warmth, companionship and compassion. Go out and reach for him, don't break his fragile heart with a thoughtless, vicious, barb which sears his spirit and oozes the life from his soul.
That's for kangaroos. As for men, never trust the bastards until their over 50, and then only your father.