Ask Jess...

[Jess]

*giggles* I know FS... I know.

When i was 13 i went to melbourne for my cousins wedding so there was a lot of talk about life and love. And my other cousins husband turned to me and said in all honesty... 'Jess. I think you shouldn't date a guy until he is at least in his mid to late 20's. And even then they've only matured slightly!'

Good advice I thought.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Aunty Jess,

Is this rash serious?

[Jess]

oh wow I forgot about this thread!

Well Sheik, tell me about this rash...

[Sheik Yerbouti]

well, I notice this rash on Atif's hindquaters, and now it appears to have spread to me.

[Jess]

atif is your camel?

[Sheik Yerbouti]

correct.

so that was why you visit gothetahs.com ... to do research on me.

[frontrow]

Have you got flu like symptoms, could be a variation of equine influenza, morphed into a human strain....Have you and Atif been having "relations"....

[Jess]

any inappropriate conduct between yourself and the camel?

[Sheik Yerbouti]

well, if riding her is seen as inappropriate in your country. then yes.

strange country you live in.

[Flamethrower]

Define riding

[Sheik Yerbouti]

In Djibouti, we have saying:

"A man is most a man when he is mounted upon his camel and his wife"

[Thequeerone]

at the same time

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Ibrahim the Goatherd frequently does it that way, much to the disgust of his mother.

[Thequeerone]

Dear Aunty Jess - we have noticed that Newsbot has being buying socks in Canberra (we suspect it is the dreaded Weagle disease) - what other symptoms do we need to look out for ?

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Does he have a rash?