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    Blonde on a Plane

    A blonde and a man are on an aeroplane. The man asks the blonde if she wanted to play a game. She said yes. The game was if the blonde can't answer one of the man's questions, she gives him $5, if the man can't answer 1 of the blonde's questions, he gives her $30.

    The man askes the blonde a bunch of questions and she doesn't answer any of them right. He gets really rich. Then the blonde askes him "What goes up a hill on 3 legs and comes down on 2?" The man walks up and down the aisle's asking each person, and gets nothing and gives the Blonde 30$. Then he asks "I give up. What's the answer?"

    The blonde gives him $5.

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    What...I don't get it, explain it to me please

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    She didn't know the answer either, but still made $25

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    BAHAHAHA...

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    HAHAHAHAHA!

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    Every forwards dream is to become a back...

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    Ren, mtbeaver and shaunmarn - i beleive you owe littleleck v5 for not getting it either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exile
    Ren, mtbeaver and shaunmarn - i beleive you owe littleleck v5 for not getting it either
    Where does it say I did not understand??? I've heard it before, great joke

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    Yeah, prove that i didnt get it and i ll give you 300 vBucks....

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    we win

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    Every forwards dream is to become a back...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunmarn
    we win

    Best you get that comment in now hey young man, you won't be saying that around 11pm tonight

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    BAHAHAHAHA, so true... so true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr
    Best you get that comment in now hey young man, you won't be saying that around 11pm tonight
    You will be eating your words buddy I hope...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr
    Best you get that comment in now hey young man, you won't be saying that around 11pm tonight
    You will be eating your words buddy I hope...

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    Well if they do win, it's only because they have to win atleast 1 game in this years series.

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    Did Aus even win one last year????i'm not sure...

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