Nostril & Dumb-Arse predictions for 2023

[.X.]

Hello, my friends and welcome to the TWF prediction service of Nostril and Dumb-Arse.

No not lawyers. But a Predictive Service has been provided here since, well, never. But, it's an excellent opportunity to start.

So here it goes with your chance to predict anything and everything Rugby.

1. Western Force table finishing position
2. Super Rugby Pacific Winner 2023
3. Wallabies finishing position RWC 2023
4. Winner RWC 2023
5. Any firings or sacking of Coaches along the way

[oxleymoron]

1. 9th (will find a way to lose games that will cost a spot in finals) but hopeful that we actually make finals.
2. Blues
3. Knocked out in QF v England due to too many tahs in Wallabies squad
4. Frogs on home soil
5. Ian Foster after ABs get knocked out in QF (without Wayne Barnes help)

[.X.]

1. 7th (third placed Aussie Team)
2. Crusaders
3. Dont make it out of the pools
4. Ireland
5. Wallabies Coach Dave Rennie sacked, to be replaced by Eddie Jones - Replaced AB's Coach Ian Foster sacked - to be replaced by Scott Robertson (Crusaders)

[Jules]

1. I’m feeling optimistic so 6th
2. Blues
3. Final
4. The French
5. Ian Foster gone and Scott Robertson in

[GIGS20]

1 make the finals after outperforming the rebels at the 11th hour but knocked out immediately
2 Crusaders, even without Mounga, you can't ignore the pedigree
3 knocked out in the quarters as we have Wales in our pool and they appear to be even worse than us
4 French, with home ground advantage, but could be anybody who makes the semis
5 Rennie will take a job in Japan signing before RWC begins, Foster will "spend time with his family" and be replaced by anybody in the world who isn't Scott Robertson

[The InnFORCEr]

1. We make the finals (8th) and lose out first finals game in NZ v Blues (1st)
2. Blues
3. Knocked out in Quarters
4. Ireland
5. 75% of all RWC coaches will not be in the same job come 2024

[shasta]

I'm not falling for this one. I always get them wrong. Which probably makes me an expert commentator.

[.X.]

I'm not falling for this one. I always get them wrong. Which probably makes me an expert commentator.

Go on. Give it a go old fella

[chibi]

1. Just miss out on the finals after throwing games away
2. don't care
3. Depends if we beat Wales, Georgia top the group
4. Everyone else chokes, so South Africa again
5. Eddie Jones coaches the All Blacks

[shasta]

1.
5. Eddie Jones coaches the All Blacks

In which multiverse? The one where Razor jumps ship to coach England maybe. Wouldn't it be a good old larf watching the ensuing melt-down, though.

[.X.]

A quick question for the gang.

Who realised that "Nostril and Dumbass" was a Tongue in Cheek reference to 15th Century Prognosticator Nostradamus?

[shasta]

I will have a stab at that one X......all of 'em.

[.X.]

I will have a stab at that one X......all of 'em.

My friend - I believe that you are wrong

[chibi]

I thought they were Grant Nesbitt and Murray Mexted

[shasta]