Newsbot's birthday shoutout for the coming week...

[NewsBot]

Vorador turns 34 on September 8
harrywills81 turns 31 on September 8
cavsman11 turns 44 on September 8
Vanessa56 turns 41 on September 8
John Welborn turns 53 on September 8
Bennett Boar turns 42 on September 9
Cockatrice turns 41 on September 9
South turns 30 on September 9
chuntsah turns 44 on September 10
OFWGKTA turns 33 on September 10
The Jackal turns 41 on September 11
BaldCunus turns 40 on September 11
wamowa turns 50 on September 11
WF1964 turns 59 on September 11
Bails turns 68 on September 11
chopper turns 59 on September 11
Christopherc turns 39 on September 12
alexalexalex turns 31 on September 12
lexarains turns 30 on September 12
Hancock30 turns 48 on September 12
Jacob turns 35 on September 12
nicko' turns 37 on September 12
Weebie turns 39 on September 12
rocketpants turns 51 on September 12
chakto283 turns 33 on September 13
Jeansyjive turns 43 on September 13
robertbosat turns 40 on September 13
everett turns 70 on September 13
billy openside turns 76 on September 13
Kantab turns 49 on September 14
lgh turns 55 on September 14
forcesydney turns 36 on September 14
Calzy turns 23 on September 14
NewsBot turns 18 on September 15
Kiap turns 48 on September 15
MovinFwd turns 60 on September 15

[Burgs]

NewsBot turns 18 on September 15

Awww, he's all growed up!
Planning celebrations Coach.

[Darren]

Celebrate by kicking the useless git out on his ass!

[shasta]

Jeez he musta had a rough life. Looks almost as old as Max Headroom.

[Burgs]

Celebrate by kicking the useless git out on his ass!

He does seem pretty two dimensional...