Thinking Aussie

[The InnFORCEr]

An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands.

He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian
Barmaid.

As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the
course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if
she wants to come back to his place.

Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay
her $200 to sleep with him.

As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and
after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him
again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again,
orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if
she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in Australia - "Melbourne", he tells her.

"So am I. What suburb?" she enquires. "Glen Iris" he replies.

"That's amazing........." she says excitedly, "..........so am I - what street?"

"Cameo Street" he replies.

"This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering.

"What number?" "Number 20", he replies.

She is totally astonished.

"You are NOT going to believe this........", she screams, "but I'm
from number 22! My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"

[Happy]

hehe

[Sagerian]

Love it!

[Lonzy]

lmao!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! roflmao hahaha

[RugbyFan]

HAHA thats bloody hillarious...

[The Lone Hydrangea]

Sweet

[Catalyst]

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other guys responds proudly, "Yes, that I am."
The first guy says, "So am I. And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I. And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other guys says, " A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
T he other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited and say! s, :And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 too."
About this time a woman walks in to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender walks over to her shaking his head and muttering, "It's going to be a long night tonight."
The woman asks, "Why do you say that?"
The bartender replies, "The Murphy twins are drunk again."