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    Talking Men and Women

    A man and a woman, who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own bloody blanket!"

    After a brief moment of silence ... ..he farted.

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    hehe

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    the fart joke - timeless!

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    Married life is just great. Full of love and care. Top stuff Coach!

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    oh well i can't wait to get married now...

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    I made Happy sad...

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    Jeez....can't believe I haven't got married before now with the number of times I've farted in female company......!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach
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    After a brief moment of silence ... ..he farted.
    This was a typo...Coach forgot the She farted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight
    Jeez....can't believe I haven't got married before now with the number of times I've farted in female company......!!!!!!!!!!
    Think you're meant to reserve that for after you get the wedding band on her finger...

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    lol ... after the knuckle swells and you can't get it off!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Em-Forcer
    Think you're meant to reserve that for after you get the wedding band on her finger...
    And you tell me this now? I thought the older sister was meant to give such advice at a young age.......

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    Aah. Sorry!
    Mind you, who'd want advice from me?!

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