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Two deaf people get married.
During the first week of marriage, theyfind that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read.
Afterseveral nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figuresout a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want tohave sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don'twant to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a greatidea.
He suggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, "reachover and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, pull on mypenis two hundred and fifty times."
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