TWF Quote of the day!

[LarryNJ]

Shaun couldn't take anymore of the young lovers!!

Oh get a room!

[Mtbeaver]

Debating about dancing..

Yeah they were "dancing" alright

shut up terri okay we were trying to dance ...

also...

I'm not paranoid,it's just that everyone is out to get me.

[LarryNJ]

TEF in the shoutbox!

Was that a Tahs jumper?! I thought the Gay Mardi Gras had come to JB's

My new sig!

[The InnFORCEr]

Harry in a darker shade of blue

"And good on the Tahs for winning a game. The Tahs objective for this season - finish ahead of the Reds. The Force will take care of the rest."

[Lonzy]

Hahaha Frontrow you crack me up!

"Sorry to tell all you gamblers out there betting on coaches testicles, but from my recollection of a previous wed night chat, the coach has already donated his nuts to science..."

[Em-Forcer]

Someone in the shoutbox (sorry it's dropped off and I can't remember who...): "Who wrote p*nis on the fridge?"
The EnForcer: "I guess it must have been a member"

Welcome back TEF - we missed you!

[Mtbeaver]

I take credit for the first half of that quote

[Em-Forcer]

I take credit for the first half of that quote

And for this...

Well i'm stumped..

Or damned (anyone?)

Beaver joke?

Funny?

Can't believe no-one took you up on that one!!!

[LarryNJ]

The 80 year old mother-in-law??? The cow just feeds them sugar and red cordial the entire time whilst in her care

[Darren]

I'm sooooooo glad she don't know how to use the internet, at the same time I'm pretty happy she as ADSL and Wifi at her house - dunno who told her she should get that fandangled stuff!

[Mtbeaver]

AC/DC aren't gay!

No - I guess they swing both ways!

You crack me up...

[Em-Forcer]

You crack me up...

Thanks! I'm here all week!

[LarryNJ]

women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake the whole relationship

[NeoGirl]

This is funny (or, I think so anyway)

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[frontrow]

That is gold tragic....Nice find neogirl...