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    hehe .. yes very true!!

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

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    I'd just like to point out the very last section of the post made by tragic.

    I think he posted this maybe 4, 5 months ago?

    hahahaha

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    A good quote is still a good quote no matter how old it is young matty.

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    I made Happy sad...

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    quote "flamethrower"


    "For the world to be considered equal we must have CHEERLEADERS"

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    Proudly bought to you by a brewery somewhere....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtbeaver
    I'd just like to point out the very last section of the post made by tragic.

    I think he posted this maybe 4, 5 months ago?

    hahahaha
    Yeah - and you've never resurrected a lapsed thread, eh, Matty?
    (Nice work on the music front btw, I see you've been listening to Muse...)

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    Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlcoholicStalker
    Well when they cant even confirm its due date how do you expect me to know the date of conception.....its not like I have been married for 5 years and it only happens once a month...



    Those were the days..back when I was married for 5 years!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight
    don't you girls have better things to do in the Ladies Lounge like discussing ironing water, washing temperatures for colours & how to please your rugby-man when his team's lost?!


    Quote Originally Posted by Em-Forcer
    Or were you just trying to get your date drunk out of force of habit?!


    Bad habits are hard to break Jedi!

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    Last edited by LarryNJ; 11-07-07 at 14:38. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    I thought Jedi was the date, he was wearing the skirt!

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    80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?

    Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!

    Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!

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    Thanks for clearing that up for me TIF. It is 3:00 am and I'm a little confused. But it all makes sense. Coach's wife is out of town so Jedi filled in for her. They both took the next day off work to recover from their night together. I'm glad they had fun and that Jedi was able to help Coach out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryNJ
    Coach's wife is out of town so Jedi filled in for her.
    almost, I think Coach filled Jedi in

    Flamethrower gold once again!

    You can't come up with a better Hooker than Adam Freier?? Julia Roberts did a better impersonation!!!

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    80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?

    Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!

    Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!

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    :approve:

    This is hall of fame material!

    Quote Originally Posted by Em-Forcer
    http://www.ecr.rugby.net.uk.etc/pert...s/s1234567.htm
    Last Update: Friday, July 20, 2007. 11:00am BST

    Judging by the number of nominations we received for Perth's best coach - there must be a lot of good coaches here. Our only stipulation was the coach had to be a dedicated volunteer.

    Someone nominated TheEnforcer who coaches the Sharks’ cheerleaders, his dream job (ed: sorry, that should read ‘in his dreams’). Fulvio Sammut was nominated for coaching many little tackers to medals in the state grammar & spelling competitions and someone thought ‘Sarge’ TIF also deserved to be nominated for his efforts with ‘The InnFORCEers’ on tour.

    But our judging panel chose Coach as "Perth's Best Coach" for his work with The Whole Force website. Coach was nominated by himself (ed: sorry, everyone). He is totally dedicated to teaching the team the importance of teamwork, cooperation and good sportsmanship. Yes, even with powder-blue Tahs. Most of the time.

    "There is no win at any costs rubbish from Coach. He celebrates the subscribers’ achievements, such as when TLH recently learnt to cut & paste, and encourages the little guys who need that extra support to keep trying to beat the vBookie. “Coach’s chat-time talks are legendary," we all told anyone who’d listen.

    Coach was flattered by the praise but he says he has a simple philosophy for subscribers to have pride and respect for themselves and other people: "Ecky, ’Tahs supporters and hopefully the Publican as well."

    Coach believes humour also plays a role in coaching geeks. “I think it’s a bit like… a South Park movie. A bit for the adults in the Saloon Bar, a bit for the children in the Public Bar (keep it clean, folks!) so everyone can share their love of rugby and get a bit of a laugh and everyone’s inebriated and over-enthusiastic to get back on once too much Magners has been consumed.”

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    Aww, shucks!
    I think I forgot Jedi though - I reckon he should have been nominated for trying to train the whole world to drink WA wine! - sorry bro...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Em-Forcer
    I think I forgot Jedi though -
    He doesn't deserve to make it! You did just fine!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoGirl
    This is funny (or, I think so anyway)
    Quote Originally Posted by tragic
    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
    NEOGIRL I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS BEFORE!
    TRAGIC IT'S A LIGHT GLOBE - YOU PLANT BULBS IN THE GROUND!

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    Brother Gallagher I hear you

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    Don't worry Em - just acknowledge that I taught you everything you know & I'll let you off (this time)!!!!

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    CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!


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