Best beer in the world?

[frontrow]

Jedi, i was gett a picture of a Wallace and Grommit contraption which operated if you pressed a certain button, which would carry the beer past a keg, knocking the flow valve, pouring a beer (with a perfect head), then turning of the tap and progressing into the next room tooting its whistle to alert you that your ale was arriving at gate 2. Upon whence you would open the valve, no, when the train would cross a section of the track setting of a sensor which tipped the beer into a funnel, which itself set off a new sensor in your beer cap, to alert you the beer was on it`s way down the tube towards the eagerly anticipating tastebuds of the thirsty typist.

Now that would be something

[Goldmember]

Hey, I have a blue hat exactly like yours Coach. Works best with cans though. I'm gonna need it for the Springboks game on Saturday!

[fulvio sammut]

Frontrow, I gravely fear that you are progressively becoming beer obssesive.

[Happy]

becoming???? have you met him

[frontrow]

Now Happy, don`t start those horrible rumours of me and my obsession with liquid gold, i mean beer......mmmmmmmm, sacralicious

[The Lone Hydrangea]

Beer is life (cider in my case)

[frontrow]

Life is beer, mmmmm

[Jess]

6 pages about beer now... goodness...

[frontrow]

I don`t see any problem with that jess, a very important talking point

[Jess]

oh there is no problem at all! i think it's great. Just hard to understand how it could turn into such a large thread from the point of view of a young lady who doesn't drink beer.
Carry on.

[fulvio sammut]

Frontrow, I shall be at Kingsway tomorrow afternoon to spy and report on Nedlands. I'll also take the opportunity to see how Pally's Sixth grade performs (I believe they have imported a whole new sixth grade side just for the Wanneroo game).
I trust therefore that you will be there to impart to me your wisdom and knowledge of matters beer, an area of my education which has been sadly neglected thus far.
Did I happen to mention that I am also extremely impoverished and awaiting (like Billy Bunter, whom I strongly now resemble), the arrival of a postal order? Your buy.

[Happy]

6 pages about beer now... goodness...

remember Jess, Beer is soo much more than just a breakfast drink!

[The EnForcer]

6 pages about beer now... goodness...

My sentiments exactly Jessc, can't believe we haven't managed to knock up more.......come on lads.

Tennants lager for me....I'm sure Em-Forcer will know all about it.

[Jess]

Well here is an interesting development... i had my first pint of beer last night!
Not sure what it was exactly but was a cheap one i'm sure.
My mate had 2 beers and couldn't be bothered holding them so we ended up having a skulling contest and guess who won?!?
me!
It did take me 2 goes to finish the pint but he didn't even end up finishing his altogether.
Was a top effort on my behalf... though unfortunately that was far from my only drink so i'm feeling incredibly average this morning.

So are you guys proud of me?

[Darren]

*sniff* Out little girl is growing up!