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    Real Estate Agents

    An estate agent parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.

    More than a little distraught, the estate agent grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the estate agent starts screaming hysterically:

    "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined, it'll simply never
    be the same again!"

    After the estate agent finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody estate agents are,"

    "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

    "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the estate agent.

    The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The estate agent looks down in absolute horror...........

    "F***ING HELL!!!!!! he screams

    "Where's my Rolex ????..."

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    Good to see you can poke fun at your own kind TIF.

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    I made Happy sad...

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    Why did he have his watch on his right wrist???

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    Poking fun? That was a true story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamethrower
    Why did he have his watch on his right wrist???
    like most of them, he's gay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy
    like most of them, he's gay!
    It's true!



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    Is that for finding Gay Houses or Gay Agents???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamethrower
    Why did he have his watch on his right wrist???
    Because he had a TagHeuer on his left wrist!! (It'd been a good month!)

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