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    Love is in the air

    One night , after the couple had retired for
    the night, the woman became aware that her husband
    was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
    started by running his hand across her shoulders and
    the small of her back. He ran his hand over her
    breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
    proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,
    sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the
    other side to a point below her waist. He continued
    on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the
    the other. His hand ran further down the outside of
    her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the
    inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned
    to do the same to her right thigh.

    By this time the woman was becoming aroused
    and she let out a small moan and squirmed a little to
    better position herself. The man stopped abruptly
    and rolled over to his side of the bed.

    " Why are you stopping darling?" she
    whispered.

    He whispered back, " I found the remote!"

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    What was she doing with the remote in the first place?!

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    Especially in that special place!

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    I made Happy sad...

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    Well, I guess she had a cunning plan - and it nearly worked!

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