The Golimar-mar-mar, Golimarrr!!! chat report for Wed, Jul 18, 2007
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As I write this, I am listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL6xgki326E .
Straight away Lonzy is called away by "mother", so I suggest she is really Norman Bates
Present are myself, chook, Exile, Lonzy, no8, lmaag and I thought someone else
no8 is quickly into rugby talk, pushing to see who could replace Latham
lots of this talk. names like Sheps, Digby, Gene Fairbanks, Turner, Mitchell and Spanner are posted, not all of it as affirmative suggestions
Burgs turns up and lmaag goes
Evie turns up very shortly thereafter
Lonzy asks Burgs what he thinks of sheep.
After Burgs asking worriedly "in what sense", Lonzy wants to steal a lamb from her employer and keep it at home. She wonders if Burgs will knowingly take this stolen property when it turns out to be less cute than when she stole it.
I vote for Sam Kekovich
Fortunately, Exile makes an unfortunate stuff-up of the Rose handing out but corrects it by giving one to Evie
Apparently Evie tripped over her feet earlier so was delayed getting here
I still hear a but of positional discussion, both from Burgs (rugby) and Lonzy ('I like it both ways'). I'm sure Lonzy was talking about the song. I had to explain that Roy & HG have used it for Festivals of the Boot in bygone years.
Evie is on holidays (driving down the coast and flying to Brissie.
<no8> Shopping? is that like going to the pub?
thumbs up to no8
Exile starts handing out gifts of Channel op and voice to various people
chook turns into Jess by him leaving and her arriving
greetings all round
Burgs has finally stashed the oldies visiting his place in a van outside
not quite mouse shooting season yet it seems
Jess is a bit sickly, so Exile wants Lonzy behind the bar O_O
Burgs corrects Exile by advising that Lonzy is more likely to be under the bar
AlcoStalker turns up. I enquire as to whether she has "unloaded" as yet
Apparently Burgs has a myspace. I taunt him several times about emo-ness.
I even provide him with a wiki site that lists all the current "social networking" sites for him to sign up to
no8 chats up AlcoStalker by asking what she had for dinner followed by would she have picked Latham for Saturday and if not, who she would have picked. on a crusade to get rid of Latham, is no8.
more rugby talk here (which is not a bad thing for a rugby channel)
AlcoStalker really wants to unload. She is soooooo over the kicking in the ribs
Coach is happy due to his local bottlo sells Magners
Burgs will be in "the big smoke" around the 3rd and then back home for some cattle rounding up. yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Some Nash person is going to Jamaica. Its on baggygreen, apparently
Evie trots off to find a bandage for her ankle "and some chocolate too"
discussion of pint glasses here
Em-Forcer arrives
Coach wants to know if anyone is interested in framed signed jerseys from various countries). no interest it seems
Exile lets loose his "spunky the rabid hamster" on Burgs for a certain reminder of failed previous attempts at Rose-handing-out
AlcoStalker is apparently in serious rib-soreness pain. Only a few weeks more, it seems
mention of those f%&^%%^&*^R&*ing cheerleaders again
no8 interrogates AlcoStalker about her employment history and association with a Jeff Miller
Both Jess and Em-Forcer are dipping in and out
Evie is in pain. AlcoStalker says she is too. apparently she loves it because she disappears to watch the Tour de Boredom
Jess is in Perth for a short time (probably so she could join TWF irc). Coach is doing his best to encourage her to stay.
Happy appears. he is geeking it up more than Burgs by ircing via a PDA
AlcoStalker departs
Okay, thats half-time in the chat report, so I'm off for a powernap and before I return, a coffee.
Okay, here we go with the second half. Mogwai playing in the background
JediKnight arrives and immediately gets voice from Exile
no8 notes that the Perth Spirit games on the 8th and 15th are on at the same time as the prelims and finals of the RugbyWA comp
the bar is exposed as self-service. just watch out for the Lonzy!
JediKnight makes a large hot toddy
Happy quits and re-enters via pc
no8 asks Em if she is in Scotland
TLH is looking after his missus, so isn't in yet
JediKnight reveals that he got germs "big time" on Awards night and TLH's missus was dishing them out. hmmm. sounds a bit sus, but I'm sure it's not.
Em tells no8 she is in Scotland. the reply took 3 mins, so this is definitely true
Happy has a sore arm due to a "tetenus booster".. So how many pints of Guinness was it?
<Em-Forcer> Happy - you don't need vaccinations for Scotland, you know!!
<JediKnight> you'll need a rabies shot for France
<Exile> yeah happy - watch out for those French chicks - they
are nasty
<Happy> hmm naughty little frenchie
<blueandblack> naughtie little freedom, you mean?
just had to include those
Jedi observes the female population of #twf being quiet, so I suggest passing around free vodka...which immediately awakens Em-Forcer and Evie. case proven
Exile prepares for rest and recuperation by wandering off to activate his "leccy blankey" and departing
I observe loudly that I should acquire same
Happy goes also
more rugby talk with Fava being propped (well, a framed pic of Scotty being propped up against a wall). almost there
Lonzy appears after getting "Chocolate Sundays"
no8 is preparing for bed too
Coach is preparing to flog off his inaugural memorabilia pick
no8 departs
Coach says that Lonzy can have Chocolate Wednesday's also
also, I include this in case it becomes reality...
<blueandblack> lonzy is going to shout the bar at JBs for all
TWFers! yay!
<blueandblack> and any Tahs fans who read "the fridge"
<Lonzy> hahaha ... when I have enough money I will happily
shout the bar ... but alas until that time I will have to rely on others to
shout me ....
So remember, if Lonzy ever becomes rich enough.....
Em-Forcer is off to write a "HUGE cheque"
lots of wordplay on 'alas' and stuff to do with the aforementioned cheque here
discussion moves to spelling lessons and "weird" after it is spelt "wierd"
It seems the cheque Em-Forcer is writing is so large there is no room for the internet on her desk, so she quits
more spelling of various words here
Lonzy publicly announces that she is now a golf course, due to getting another..piercing. Apparently on the back of her neck.
Jedi splits but not before another Lonzy appears (due to internet magic)
<Coach> Thought of corset piercing, Lonz?
several people acknowledge that they or others they know regularly get tested for "bomb stuff". This is followup to the piercing talk.
tattoo talk starts now
coach was almost convinced at 14 to get a tattoo on his skull, because "when you get older and responsible, your hair will cover it....". much LOL was had
I, Jess and Evie were accused of being voyeurs (not of each other though)
I reveal I am interneting elsewhere and multi-ircing
talk moves to RugbyWA finals (and taking over the members tent) in Sept
<Burgs> I have 14 facebook friends and 7 my space friends, am I a nerd yet?
more emo-torture from me
more "social networking" here
gotheforce12 turns up in the closing stages
Coach still has his 4 digit ICQ number. geek, mine is 8 digits, so I'm doing okay I guess
<Lonzy53> burgs I popped your cherry ...
I imagine that's something to do with myspace....
Now we move (quickly) onto Coach doing a 2007 Force tries montage, and wanting some help with a backing track
Coach has some Kryptonics, Burgs suggest some Pendulum
I post various youtube links
Jess splits. So does Burgs quickly followed by Coach, Evie
I post up some youtube link to keep Lonzy company whilst she is still under the bar.
The full-time whistle is blown, as Secret Chiefs 3 plays in the background
Thats it, folks. Thanks for coming. See you next week.
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