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    Warning some bad language.

    I know you are probably getting sick of me going on about Scotland beating england but I thought I would post this as it's a laugh. Please feel free to ask for translation TCIE.

    Ode to the english Rugby Team


    Ye come up here tae paradise , tae beat us at your game,
    Aw’wind and piss and full o’ shit, Yer aw the bloody same.

    Ye caw yersels World champions, the nations most elite,
    But Scotland are the greatest noo, cos Yuv just been ****in ‘beat.

    A game that wis invented, fur English gentlemen,
    No Highland Jocks we tartan frocks, well bluddy think again.

    A baw that’s shapit like an egg, it’s jist a stupit farse,
    Bit A suppose it makes it easier, tae ram right up yer arse.

    So git back home an lick yer wounds, yer a bunch o stupit fools,
    It’s time fur you tae cheat again, and change the ****in, rules.

    Rugby,fitba, cricket tae, yer jist a shower o chancers,
    Stick tae whit ye dae the best, you Morris ****in dancers!!!

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    No need to apologise TEF, you've got at least until the rematch to get some mileage and in any case it would seem our fairweather Poms have left us now so no one to take offense anyway!

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    Hes trying to pick me up again isnt he?

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    Bit of a cocky sod for a Scotsman.

    What sports are you actually good at? I think luke_the_pom could have some fun with you as they are better than you at everything arent they?

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    Lord knows they whine better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blew Crew
    Bit of a cocky sod for a Scotsman.

    What sports are you actually good at? I think luke_the_pom could have some fun with you as they are better than you at everything arent they?

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...nuh....gonna leave that one I think.

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    A true Aussie would never make milage for a Pom at the expense of any Celt TEF, it's ok, we still like you
    (not sure if a true Aussie would use the term "cocky sod" either? Go to http://thewholeforce.com/showthread.php?t=1794 )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgs
    A true Aussie would never make milage for a Pom at the expense of any Celt TEF, it's ok, we still like you
    (not sure if a true Aussie would use the term "cocky sod" either? Go to http://thewholeforce.com/showthread.php?t=1794 )
    Water off a ducks back old boy..........does seem he has some strange affinity with our old mate though.....at least he can spell.

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    How is it possible for me to end this strange talk about me being luke_the_pom?
    I am sure other members have joined since his disappearance, can they not be luke_the_pom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blew Crew
    How is it possible for me to end this strange talk about me being luke_the_pom?
    I am sure other members have joined since his disappearance, can they not be luke_the_pom?
    You don't have to prove anything mate, the guys are just having a wee bit of fun. However, if you do feel the need to prove that you are not Luke the cry baby then all you have to do is renounce all that is english and associated with it including a little note on your feelings for Johnny Wilkinson and I'm sure that you will be fine.

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    Normally i would love to dismiss the English and Johnny Wilkinson but i might leave everyone guessing on the topic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blew Crew
    Normally i would love to dismiss the English and Johnny Wilkinson but i might leave everyone guessing on the topic
    Haha...that should raise a few question marks.

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    I hope so.
    Ill keep mysterious and mess with your minds.

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