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Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional Nurse.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers,
Revealing the tiniest penis the nurse had ever seen.
It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then
Fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later she was able to
Struggle to her feet and regain her composure
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I really am. I don't know
What came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady,
I promise it won't happen again.
Now, what seems to be the problem?"
It's swollen," Fred replied.
I could never be a nurse. I get the giggles really easily and there is no way I could maintain the appropriate level of professionalism.
Got a good giggle out of that 'little' joke Ox.![]()
I made Happy sad...
A friend of mine worked in Emergency as a nurse - it's eposides such as "I slipped in the shower and up it went" that gets them through the day with all teh trauma they have to deal with. If you ever go into teh emergency department with such an issue - rest assured that every doctor and nurse in the place will be having a good giggle at your x-rays, quite often, and that you have performed a valued community service...
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
When we were in emergency one night a bloke was in there with a coffee jar inserted into his ***. Don't ask why, it was a small but very stout Nescafe one.
The nurses were talking well pissing themselves outside waiting for the lady who brings the tea and food trolley around so she could ask him if he wanted a coffee.
How many repeat offenders do they get??
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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
ARMAGEDON!!!
If you you haven't heard that radio clip from the US I'm sorry but it is too long to explain.
Some boffin may have it to post.
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
I'm no boffin, but I'm pretty sure this is the one you meant..
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk[/YOUTUBE]
"suffered a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil"
dear lord....why did I click that?
its a compulsion?
Pretty much the funniest email clip I have ever received I reckon
Thanks Laura, your boffin status is intact![]()
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
Thanks for the clip LauraThe poor little Gerbil .......