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Morning punters here is the news, slightly late but still faintly warm.
Honour Roll
Exile
Larry from Joisey
Coach
Frontrow
BlueandBlack
Beaver
TheQueerone
Jazza
Em-forcer
Evie
Happy
SkizaWWE
Okay lets rip. Night starts a little slowly with a fair amount of testoserone in the air. The chathouse was more like a Gentlemens Club early on. Anyway we solved a few of the more pressing world social problems, spoke about the general lack of discipline amongest the populace etc while waiting on more punters to rock up. Even Magners got a run on. Everyone agreed how wonderfull the beverage is![]()
Many punters raised the issue of our esteemed leaders health and well being.
Since Mrs Coach has departed for the grand tour of Europe, Coach seems to be a on a slippery slope. He has even succumbed to the evils of smoking again [Coach - edit: and has subsequently re-dispatched the evil weed to whence it came]. You dont need to be a brain surgeon to know the perils of this activitywhat next? Hang in there Coach, only 23 more sleeps on your own.
Hate to see a good man go down.
Happy pops in and nonchantly asks anyone else going to the RWC? Well this goes down like a fart in a spacesuit. The mongrul knows damn well that no one else in the chathouse is going. If we could of we would of stoned him to death on the spot for being a smartarse.
Well a couple of punters are going away Happy....X to Brisvegas to sunbake and Frontrow to Wagga Wagga to freeze his nurries off.
Im having connection problems and getting flicked a few times which makes for accurate recording of the chat session difficult. I have just bought a new router and unfortunately it is giving me a damn fine routing on its own.
This geek stuff leads me into the other major geek issue of the night....Miss Evie and her cooking PC. Evie spots her PC is in meltdown mode and running a extremely high temperature. Well plenty advice follows, namely turn off and let the machine cool down. Mr Blue who knows a bit about this geek gig suggests put it outside and let it cool down. Evie aint real keen to pop outside in the fresh Canberra night. Frontrow our Paraburdoo correspondent suggested on numerous occasions to open up a bloody window. Evie wasnt thrilled about this outcome either. Evie logs off so to stop the family home from burning down. Not sure of the outcome as im being routed again.
Get back in the da house and find the punters are discussing the relevant merits of 666 v 616. Apparently 666 as we know is the chap down below and 616 is his equivalent in the geek world! Geek satanism you have to love that.
Highlight of the nite was Coach telling the punters to watch You Tube....George Clinton with Parliament-Funkadelic allstars exclusive. 53 mins of pure funk. Happy and Larry suss it out, it is excellent. Thanks Coach....smell my finger.
Punters are drifting off. Frontrow was looking forward to being audited at work on Thursday. Still got a job FR?
Sorry if i missed any earth shattering issues but hopefully my router will of settled down before next week.
Bouquets
The chat ladies naturally
Brickbats
Francois Steyn and my router
Quote of the night.........Frontrow re Miss Evies PC problem.....it is as cold as a witches tit in Canberra and her computer is overheating, open a window perhaps?
Nice to see chat attendees in da house and all are welcome
God speed
Tlh
the punters friend..... stick with me and you will be wearing
Nice play on words mateOriginally Posted by TLH
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do we get a discount for late news delivery ?
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
I'm still employed, thankfully...Pretty much the easiest "excuse" for an audit i've ever seen, 10 minutes and thumbs up...get fire extinguishers tagged properly (3mths overdue) and that was it...
Must've missed the bit about how good Magners is, and i am sure exile has his own views on "Satans Own" ale...I will reserve my judgement on the issue so as not to offend my fellow twfers...
I loved the fact that as soon as exiles head hits the pillow the language goes all colourful and sh*t...
Proudly bought to you by a brewery somewhere....
Originally Posted by frontrow
Oh really?
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
House and its occupants alive and well, no colds to speak of because I didn't open the window and let the 2 degree air in. The computer is still stuffed (ie running at 60-85 degrees) but getting hopefully getting fixed next week.Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
Adore this life
There is no guarantee
Could end by tomorrow
The chat Nazi booted me for a little slip of the tongue.Originally Posted by frontrow
oh don't get sucked in by his rotten poker hand mate!!!!Originally Posted by Exile
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Dont believe ya Coach, and cigars?
the punters friend..... stick with me and you will be wearing
we'll see, we'll see - I ran out of durries on chat night and am yet to replenish
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Evie's computer has been having issues for the last 2 years!
I was there...but had to go have drinkies with Burgs......
That's true and it is only just over 2 years old. I never did like the guy we bought it from, he looked sleazy but my mother said don't be so silly....Originally Posted by AlcoholicStalker
Adore this life
There is no guarantee
Could end by tomorrow