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> Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London when Paddy looked
> in a shop window and saw a sign that caught his eye.*The sign read,
> "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair".
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> Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices!* We could buy a whole
> lot of them and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
> When we go in I'll put on my best English accent.*You stay quiet!* Let
> me do all da talking, 'cause if they hear our accents, they will know we
> are from Ireland and try to rip us off."
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> "Roight y'are, Paddy.*Oi'll keep me mouth shut," said Mick.
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> They*went in and Paddy said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll
> take
> 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of
> trousers at £2.50 each."
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> The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Ireland* aren't you?"
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> "Well yes," said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"
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> The owner replied, "We're dry-cleaners".
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