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    Paddy and Mick in London

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    > Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London when Paddy looked
    > in a shop window and saw a sign that caught his eye.*The sign read,
    > "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair".
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    > Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices!* We could buy a whole
    > lot of them and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
    > When we go in I'll put on my best English accent.*You stay quiet!* Let
    > me do all da talking, 'cause if they hear our accents, they will know we
    > are from Ireland and try to rip us off."
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    > "Roight y'are, Paddy.*Oi'll keep me mouth shut," said Mick.
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    > They*went in and Paddy said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll
    > take
    > 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of
    > trousers at £2.50 each."
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    > The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Ireland* aren't you?"
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    > "Well yes," said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"
    >
    > The owner replied, "We're dry-cleaners".
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    Snob , you need to take some of your >'s and *'s out

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    Staying with the Irish for a moment, bless 'em:


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    Quote Originally Posted by WF1964 View Post
    Snob , you need to take some of your >'s and *'s out
    Poxy iPad is screwing with me!

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    That looks very much like a Fascinating Aïda clip WF1964!! They are awesome :-))

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