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WARNING- ITS REALLY LONG!!
ok, well, this is my first chat report and i dont have some of the stuff... so yeh. probably gonna be a half version of what happened but here goes!
ok well:
role call (PLEASE tell me if i miss you)
laura
force addict
robyn_
exile
jono (marshmallow princess)
fulvio sammut
gustafel
swee_82
chook
candy
oxleymoron
flamethrower
pieter blackie
blueandblack
bunnobarbarians
slomo
evie
innocent_quoka
daisy
and our special guests:
matt_giteau
drew_mitchell
matt_henjak
matt_dunning
bruce
lolita
lolapolooza
58
life coach
or coach
(umm... sorry if i didnt get anyone, i only have up till there of the report)
ok well. i can ramble on about anything apparently, so we had some suprise vistiors and coach wanted me to tell everyone how hot aj is... so everyone, coach thinks aj is hot!![]()
well force addict and gus were on for bout half an hour (???) before i got there, and when i was on we.. what did we talk about? mexican i think(i dont have the chat log for that far back btw
) and then everyone came and we had a confusing conversation bout jono being a marshmallow princess and the league game and how many of the tahs are league converts (force addict had her heart broken when she was told elsom is a league convert
) and when the wallabies squad is going to be released (i still dont know what time!). and noone got the internet discussion happening this week
'guest58' arrived...we went through many many many many names trying to guess who it was. first we all thought he was moses, in disguse, but when they said 'go the tahs!' we realised he wasnt who we thought he was... he changed to loser, lolita, lolapolooza, bruce and life coach. and then he finally confessed to being coach. during this, jono told someone the score for the league game and was kicked out by exile (DONT MENTION THE MUNGO!!!)
we then talked about school, work experiance, how the internet should only be used for downloading porn (ok... there was a little internet in it), coaches knock knock joke and how old fa is and more about school... uni... TEE... and jono's new job.
then someone said something about jono and a seal and icey LOL!
i was not sure what i was meant to put in this report, so i said 'what do i put in the chat report?' coach told me to write about the hottest force players (while he pretended to be a teenage girl...), but i didnt think everyone would appreciate that, so i only included his comment about aj
ox told me to write like SMH and make up stories about matt giteau coming onto TWF chat and telling us that he is going to stay with the force for EVER! and GUESS WHAT!
coach dissapeared and suddenly- GITS arrived
gits was very talkative, and told us him and bam bam and drew are all staying with the force till they retire, that he messes with SMH's heads (which is apparently very very easy...) by having lunch with the brumbies. he appreciates all pigs, and that we should all eat more beefgits had to go and drew came on!
drew didnt say much, only that hes my biggest fan and that i 'rawk'
drew then passed the computer on to henjak, who got quite angry with everyone! laura got upset when he started throwing ice at me and her, because its 'expensive' and nearly got into a fight with him!![]()
matt dunning then joined, the less said about that the better. he has baaad table manners and lost his doughnuthe left quickly to find his doughnut
coach magically reappeared when dunning left, and wanted to know if laura got all 4 of their shortsand then left, giving me the funny @ thing i dont understand
evie, bnb and flamethrower joined, and evie told us she sees henjak at the bookshop she works at. we then found out about the league game. umm ft became a kitchen b*tch and then quokka joined. (this is getting brief coz my fingers are starting to hurt!!)
then everyone was talking about derek zoolander (who is that?), and daisy joined and was given a @ thing and kept changing everyones thing. i cant tell who it was but 2 people started agruingeveryone started saying fa and fa got confused, and i am now reading it. that part doesnt make sense. tragic joins and someone made a farm joke and should not confess to it!
thats where the chat log stops, and i only came back to find ft, laura and i think it was tragic? but yeh. thats the end of chat log
oh! quotes... (im not sure what im meant to put... these are just things that made me giggle!)
<force_addict> jono is princess marshmellow
<oxley_moron> you only count until 18 FA, then you get to old to remember
<Coach> Knock Knock
<someone>who's there?
<Coach> Ice cream
<someone> Ice cream who?
<Coach> Ice cream coz my mother beats me
<Coach>give me an 'o' for oarsum
<laura> oarsum?
<Matt_Giteau> I'm staying with the Force till I retire from Rugby
<Drew_Mitchell> I'm your biggest fan, Robyn - you RAWK!!!! (i think im the only one who laughed at that...)
<Matt Henjak> You wanna take it outside?!! *throws ice at robyn and laura*
<laura> yep i knwocked off Gits, Drew and Dunning's shorts
<someone> you've got issues...
lol sorry... this is probably all wrongbut im not re-writing it!!
Last edited by robyn <3; 03-07-08 at 21:35. Reason: force addict called jono a marshmallow princess
A kick in this game is like a rather nasty alcoholic shooter, only as good as it's chaser...
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Good effort Robyn, shame you won't be allowed back in the chat room, after your insults directed towards the apprentice chatmaster.
i'll have to talk with the boss about it. but its not looking good robyn
nup, you're gone
tis a good first go.![]()
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Excellent work!!! I give it a distinction. Would have been high distinction but you lose marks for not knowing who Derek Zoolander is.
I wouldn't be concerned with junior chat mistresses - it's ME you wanna keep onside
Nice report![]()
i was kidding anyway.
and coach, your just jealous because i have hair![]()
i'd rather be bald then a wranger. Good report robyn, i feel like i was there and not pissed off my head
Still waiting for apprentice chat bitch to do his report apprenticeship
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say whatever you want mate. you wont get anything to offend me because ive heard them all.
i like my hair so keep trying
i wasn't trying to offend, just stating an opinion. Just by posting that you have bitten jono. But like you said, you enjoy having a dead ginger cat that you picked up on the side of the freeway for hair so good for you
Still gotta do a report apprentice chat wench
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Last edited by jargan83; 03-07-08 at 21:32.
good effort first time round.......