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The ACT Brumbies are the only team in Australia without a lock taller than 2m and join the Johannesburg Lions as the only two such stumpy teams in the competition.
However what about is more concerned about another glaring omission in the Brumbies' line-up wildman hair. Every team in Australia has at least one member with crazy hair, and the thing all those teams have in common is they're travelling better than the Canberra boys.
While Rebels coach Rod Macqueen might be particular about his team having a clean-cut corporate image, Melbourne has bushranger Adam Byrnes. The Western Force have Nick ''Honey Badger'' Cummins and Sam Wykes with big mops, the NSW Waratahs have ''Tatafro'' Polota-Nau and up at the Queensland Reds former Brumby Radike Samo is doing the hairy work. But what have we got to show? Matt Giteau flirted with the beard and Adam Ashley-Cooper has sported some designer stubble all season. If Dan Palmer fulfils his ambition to make his beard plaitable length we might be getting somewhere.
Its just not good enough... Come on Brumbies, pick your fastest grower and put him to work in Africa.
If you want to be a world class tight five forward you have to look like a mean sob. Vickerman and Botha both look evil (maybe its because they are both South African). It helps. It makes the opposition think twice. Simon Shaw looks evil. Paul O'Connell looks evil. Ali Williams looks evil. Crazy hair adds craziness to the evil. That's a double whammy. You don't get too many of those though. But afros don't count as crazy hair.
This is why neither Dunning nor Baxter nor Alexander now are making it in the front row. None of them look intimidating enough. Now Carl Hayman was both scary for his facial expressions and his giant beard. He looked lumberjack scary.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Dean Mumm?![]()
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
Indeed.
Mark Chisholm too.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Sharpie doesn't look scary!
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Cabal does though.
And I've seen sharpie get in a bit of pushing and shoving on the park gigs. His stoic glare while all that is going on would be intimidating as all shit on the street. He can be scary when he wants to be
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What about Brumby Jack ?!!! ????
Didn't Brumby Jack go to the knackery after round 3 or 4?
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
It was just a sore fetlock wasn't it? ..... Don't tell me it was a torn heartstring!!?![]()