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The ACT Brumbies are the only team in Australia without a lock taller than 2m and join the Johannesburg Lions as the only two such stumpy teams in the competition.
However what about is more concerned about another glaring omission in the Brumbies' line-up wildman hair. Every team in Australia has at least one member with crazy hair, and the thing all those teams have in common is they're travelling better than the Canberra boys.
While Rebels coach Rod Macqueen might be particular about his team having a clean-cut corporate image, Melbourne has bushranger Adam Byrnes. The Western Force have Nick ''Honey Badger'' Cummins and Sam Wykes with big mops, the NSW Waratahs have ''Tatafro'' Polota-Nau and up at the Queensland Reds former Brumby Radike Samo is doing the hairy work. But what have we got to show? Matt Giteau flirted with the beard and Adam Ashley-Cooper has sported some designer stubble all season. If Dan Palmer fulfils his ambition to make his beard plaitable length we might be getting somewhere.
Its just not good enough... Come on Brumbies, pick your fastest grower and put him to work in Africa.